Last week on a layover I had someone ask me in the bar, what I did.
I said, "I'm a pilot."
"What? You're the captain?"
"No, the first officer."
"So you're not the pilot?"
"I am a pilot."
"But I thought you said you weren't the captain."
"The first officer is a pilot too. Both the first officer and the captain are pilots."
"I know what a captain does, but what does a first officer do?"
Oh God. Seriously? I'd been drinking a little bit so I told him, "The first officer is the sexual adviser to the Captain."
He said, "What?" Choking on his drink, and spraying me.
I smiled sweetly, and wiped my face with the back of my hand. "Yeah," I said. "The Captain always says, 'If I want any fucking advice from you, I'll ask for it!"
I said, "I'm a pilot."
"What? You're the captain?"
"No, the first officer."
"So you're not the pilot?"
"I am a pilot."
"But I thought you said you weren't the captain."
"The first officer is a pilot too. Both the first officer and the captain are pilots."
"I know what a captain does, but what does a first officer do?"
Oh God. Seriously? I'd been drinking a little bit so I told him, "The first officer is the sexual adviser to the Captain."
He said, "What?" Choking on his drink, and spraying me.
I smiled sweetly, and wiped my face with the back of my hand. "Yeah," I said. "The Captain always says, 'If I want any fucking advice from you, I'll ask for it!"
hahahahhahahha i just LOL'd and even LMAO'd. but no i didn't ROFL cuz that would mean getting off my chair and actually going on the floor at 3am just to roll and laugh. but damn darby
ReplyDeleteyou are such a comedian. :P
a sexy comedian.
you should do a lay in bed comedy....instead of stand up get it? nvm
kbye :D
thx for this!
Oh. My. God.. You have my crying again... This is the best..
ReplyDeleteLeave it to you Darby! This is a riot. I guess I have a new title too. I might have to borrow this.
ReplyDeleteBad girl Darby... Go to my room... =) Get em Darby...
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